"Hay Hay Chinese Restaurant"
Well, I have splendid news. I found the pork fat restaurant, but all those details will come later, in my upcoming book (slight chuckle, ever so slightly serious). After four months, I'm on my way back home. Right now I have celebratory drinks to attend, so look out for the book. Oh, the name of that pork restaurant? "Hay Hay Chinese Pork Restaurant". After all, what else could it have been?
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